Jokes, jokes,
jokes
.Let
me take over your suffering
It
can buy you a House, but not a Home.
It can buy you a Bed, but not Sleep.
It can buy you a Clock, but not Time.
It can buy you a Book, but not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position, but not Respect.
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health.
It can buy you Blood, but not Life.
It can buy you Sex, but not Love.
So
you see, money isn't everything. The best
things in life can't be bought, but often we
destroy ourselves by trying to get them! I
tell you all this because I am your Friend
(or your Big Brother, your Dear Uncle), and
as your Friend (or your BB, DU) I want to
take away your needless pain and suffering...
So
send me all your money and I will suffer for
you.
CASH ONLY,
PLEASE!!!