An IT
Addict's Dream
When I have to do
daily exercise but don't like hard work,
I can just click on "run"!
When I lose my car
keys, I click on "find" and the
keys will be located in no time.
When I take a
trip, I just need to click on
"send" and off I go.
When I wish to
improve my appearance, I can adjust the
display settings.
When I want to
"add/remove" someone in my
life, I click control panel and it's
done.
When I need a
break from life, I can just click on
"suspend".
When I'm ready to
return to life, I can just hit "any
key" to resume.
When I like to be
a new person, I can click on
"refresh".
When I make a
mistake, I can undo it by pressing
"Ctrl+Z".
And finally if I
have messed up my life, I can press
"Alt+Ctrl+Delete" and start all
over!