The Art of War 5 April 2008
When you are a war liker, you like to have wars; when you have wars, you need enemies. What if you don't have enemies in sight at the moment? Not to worry, here is a case study showing you how to turn 1.3 billion people into your enemies in just three simple steps: Background: Lhasa riot. Actions: Step one, the Western media and politicians keep insulting victims of the Lhasa riot popularly believed to be organised by the descedents of former slaveowners and the CIA, which has successfully offended one in every five people on earth. Step two, the Western media and politicians keep praising Chinese government for its smart management of nationalism, but being very humble in acknowledging their own contribution to initiate such sentiment, which has fruitfully motivated Chinese people to unite around their government. Step three, the Western meida and politicians stand firmly on their time-honoured principle ever since the Opium War that is not to co-exist peacefully and harmonious with China, which has efficiently promoted themselves as the major bashing board. Outcomes:
The biggest winners in this Lhasa live show are the Western media and politicians. Their solid performance has transformed their dull image of being just and objective into a more exciting presentation as master liars and con artists in the eye of ordinary Chinese. Cheers! The second prize goes to the pro-west Chinese intellectuals (such as 南方毒屎, 南方咒魔, 猪学禽, 歌奸紅, 狐假, 余劫) who have now distinguished themselves from the mass and stuck out proudly like a sore thumb in China. Bravo! The third prize goes to the Tibetan Lamaism. Over the past decade, a growing number of young Han Chinese have mistaken it as a branch of Buddhism and aggressively taken over this treasured Tibetan heritage as their own. Now it's time to wrap it up and return it to the attic of the planet. Salute! And the biggest loser? Naturally, China! It has lost a plate of sands. This is what a Chinese Netizen has observed: Under normal conditions, Chinese people are like sands. But when somebody pours dirty water on us, like during the Lhasa riot, we have been consolidated into concrete. So no more sands, that's sad! Pre: Insult to
Victims
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