Fengshui
Your Luck While Playing Poker
7
May 2007
A Chinese man in
Chongqing played poker game with his friends
on May Day holiday, and kept losing. He
heared that right fengshui can not only
improve one's living condition, but one's
fortune, so he decided to give it a try. He
started by complaining about the hot weather,
and then repositioned an electric fan to
allow the wind blowing directly towards him.
The electric fengshui
did not let him down, and the cash began to
flow in the reverse direction. After
offerring himself as a windproof screen for
about one hour, he was cold, stiff and
purple, but he feared a position alteration
of the fan might end his poker luck, so he
decided to tough it out. Eventually he
claimed a big win in the game. But he was not
laughting - not that he didn't want to; he
just couldn't. He was suffering from facial
paralysis and had to visit hospital to fix
the problem.

You
hurt my face, man!
Do you know how
expensive the hospital fees are in today's
China? Well, that is how karma works.
What we give we get,
ten times over. We may delay the payment by
shifting our debts from one credit account to
another using the methods like fengshui or
other, but in the end, we still have to pay,
and this is the first rule of fengshui.
(Reference:法制晚报
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